A Horse, Really? At JFK?! Are You KIDDING Me?!
Seriously? A horse? Galloping around John F. Kennedy International Airport? Im not sure which is more unbelievable: the fact that a horse escaped and found its way to one of the busiest travel hubs in the world, or the sheer absurdity of the news coverage surrounding it. We’re talking about delayed flights, frantic passengers, and photo opportunities of a bewildered equine wandering near baggage claim!
You know, Im fairly certain we have more pressing issues facing humanity right now – geopolitical tensions, climate change, the proper way to fold fitted sheets – but no, let’s focus on this…this horse. I bet there were people losing their minds taking selfies with it. “Look! I braved airport security and witnessed a runaway horse! blessed.”
And dont even get me started on the inevitable expert analyses we’ll be subjected to for days: “Animal behaviorists speculate…” Transportation officials investigate… As if understanding why a horse decided to stage an impromptu runway appearance is vital to national security. Honestly, I suspect it just wanted a better view of the tarmac and maybe some peanuts.
Its peak modern chaos. A perfect encapsulation of how we manage to find the most ridiculous things to obsess over while the world burns slightly slower than a horses canter. Just…a horse. At JFK. Unbelievable.
