Really? A Boat and a Ferris Wheel? Seriously?!
Right, lets just pause for a moment. I need to scream into the void about something truly baffling: abandoned highway debris. Apparently, English highways are now serving as impromptu storage facilities for… well, stuff. And not your average discarded tires or rusty shopping carts, mind you. No, we’re talking boat. A literal, aquatic vessel. Just casually left on the side of a road! As if it were a misplaced picnic basket.
And that’s just the beginning. Reports now include a carnival ride. A carnival ride. Like someone decided their rural commute needed a touch more excitement and then simply… dumped a whirling platform of questionable safety onto the A303. Is this some elaborate performance art piece Im not getting? A commentary on consumerism and disposable culture, perhaps? Or are we just collectively losing our minds?
The sheer audacity! The logistical nightmare! Who decides that a highway is an appropriate location for unwanted watercraft or spinning amusement park equipment? And more importantly, who thinks it’s acceptable to leave them there?! I picture the council workers now, staring blankly at a rogue boat, muttering about overtime. Its peak absurdity, folks. Peak, unbelievable absurdity. Someone needs a serious talking-to – and possibly a crane.
