## Nature’s Hilarious Revenge: Because Apparently, News Isn’t Serious Enough
Right. Let’s talk about this, shall we? A news reporter. Outside. Filming. Groundbreaking stuff, I know. And what happens? She gets *attacked* by a bird. A *bird*. Seriously? Is the universe actively mocking us now? Because if so, it’s doing a spectacular job.
I mean, haven’t these people suffered enough? Years of delivering doom and gloom, relaying political scandals, and generally contributing to the collective anxiety of the nation – and *this* is what they get? A feathered projectile to the face? It’s almost… poetic.
The sheer absurdity of it all! The dramatic music swelling as she recoils from the avian assault. The stunned silence (briefly interrupted by her professional attempts at composure). The internet, naturally, erupting in laughter. Because that’s what we do now. We find amusement in the misfortune of others, especially when said misfortune is captured in glorious, high-definition video.
And you know what’s best? It was *caught on camera*. Of course it was! Because documenting every single embarrassing moment of our lives has become a societal imperative. The bird knew exactly what it was doing. It understood the power of viral content. Clearly, nature is getting in on the act now too. Fabulous.
