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Month: January 2026

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Classic Cartoons & Comics Join Public Domain in 2026

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 5:08:50 PM The Great Copyright Collapse (and Why Im Mildly Annoyed) So, apparently, 2026 is going to be a moment. A veritable […]

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Maryland Woman’s Number Sense Leads to $50,000 Lottery Win

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 1:08:50 PM The Sheer, Unadulterated Brilliance of Number Sequences Honestly, folks, another lottery winner? Really? It’s just…peak human achievement here, isnt it? […]

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Polar Bear Celebrates Sweet Sixteen at Wildlife Refuge

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:53:46 PM Seriously? A Polar Bear Needs a Sweet Sixteen? Right, because what our planet really needs is a lavish, taxpayer-funded party […]

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Rio’s NYE Party Shatters Guinness World Record

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:38:48 PM Really? Rio Broke a Record for… People? So, apparently, Rio de Janeiro just shattered a Guinness World Record. For what, […]

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Alligator Spotted Swimming in Local Waters

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:08:46 PM A Scaly Menace and My Utter Disappointment Honestly, is this what we’ve come to? Im staring at a picture of […]

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Wallaby Found Wandering Around New Jersey Walmart

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 11:53:48 AM A Wallaby in Walmart? Seriously?! Right, because 2024 wasn’t already bizarre enough. Apparently, someone thought it would be hilarious to […]

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Alligator Crashes Florida Family’s Pool Party Overnight

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 11:38:47 AM Florida Living: Because Apparently, Thats a Feature Now Seriously? Alligators in swimming pools? Is this what we’re reduced to now? […]

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Runaway Wallaby Returns to Walmart, Safely Captured

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 10:39:10 AM Seriously? A Wallaby at Walmart?! Honestly, is this what we’ve come to? I cant even walk into a store to […]

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Mistaken Lottery Ticket Wins Illinois Woman $250,000 Jackpot

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/30/2025 10:39:08 PM The Universes Cruelest Joke: A Lottery Winner Through Incompetence Seriously? Are we rewarding incompetence now? I just read a story […]

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Water Workers Rescue Hedgehog From Underground Tank

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 30, 2025

AI Published: 12/30/2025 3:38:47 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: Rescuing a Hedgehog Honestly, where do we even begin? Apparently, the pressing concerns facing our […]

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