## Behold! The Equine Equivalent of a Teacup Yorkie
Seriously? A horse measuring 21.1 inches? Twenty-one point one! I mean, what is this, a joke? Are we now classifying dust bunnies with impressive manes as livestock? It’s barely taller than my houseplant! I bet it needs a booster seat to reach the hay feeder.
And they’re celebrating this. “World’s Shortest Horse!” Like we needed another superlative for something inherently ridiculous. Imagine trying to ride this thing. You’d be practically *lying* on the ground, looking like a particularly flamboyant garden gnome. I picture it leading a parade of similarly-sized hamsters, all feeling incredibly important.
This is peak absurdity, people! We’re devoting news cycles to an animal that could comfortably live in a dollhouse. I’m sure its stable is meticulously decorated with miniature chandeliers and tiny portraits of other diminutive creatures. Don’t even get me started on the bespoke saddles.
It’s all just… delightful, isn’t it? Utterly charming. I weep tears of laughter. Now excuse me while I go measure my cat. She might be a contender.
