Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s
In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s patrons, a pet python that had been missing for a whopping two months was discovered slithering its way through the establishment, leaving a trail of unease in its wake.
The python, named Monty, had been mysteriously absent from its owner’s home since late last year, prompting fears that it had either met a grim fate or was plotting a grand escape. Little did anyone know that Monty had been living the high life, sampling endless amounts of chips and salsa at the local Chili’s all along.
Witnesses at the scene describe a scene straight out of a horror movie as the monstrous reptile made its grand entrance. “I was just minding my own business, enjoying my baby back ribs, when this massive snake slithered out from under the booth next to me. I nearly choked on my mojito!” exclaimed one diner, who preferred to remain anonymous for fear of Monty’s wrath.
Chili’s staff members sprang into action, attempting to contain the rogue python before chaos ensued. “It was like something out of a nightmare,” recounted a waitress. “One minute, I’m taking an order for a bloomin’ onion, the next, there’s a giant snake lunging towards me. Not exactly what I signed up for when I took this job.”
Once the situation was finally under control, authorities were called to the scene to safely capture and relocate Monty back to its rightful owner. The owner, who had been frantically searching for their beloved pet for months, was overjoyed to be reunited with the wayward snake. “I never thought I’d see Monty again. I’m just glad they didn’t end up as someone’s appetizer at Chili’s,” they remarked, as Monty lazily wrapped itself around their arm.
Amidst the commotion and shock, many diners couldn’t help but poke fun at the bizarre ordeal. “I always knew there was something fishy about the salsa here, but I never expected to find a snake in the mix!” laughed one patron, a look of disbelief still etched on their face.
As news of Monty’s unexpected escapade spread like wildfire, patrons and passersby alike couldn’t help but marvel at the sheer audacity of a pet python taking up residence at a mainstream restaurant chain. “Well, I guess now we know why they call it Chili’s – it’s where the exotic pets come to chill!” quipped another bemused onlooker.
In a twist that no one saw coming, Monty the python’s unannounced visit to Chili’s will undoubtedly go down in local lore as a tale of adventure, suspense, and a dash of reptilian mischief. While the restaurant returns to business as usual, one can’t help but wonder if Monty will one day make a grand return, seeking out the tempting allure of endless appetizers and Tex-Mex fare. Until then, diners at Chili’s may want to keep a close eye on their fajitas – you never know what might be hiding among the sizzling goodness.
