## Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise)
Seriously? A building? *Demolished* because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s Instagram aesthetic? I’m starting to suspect humanity peaked sometime around the invention of sliced bread and has been steadily, gloriously declining ever since. Apparently, in Japan, blocking a picturesque vista – specifically, the majestic Mount Fuji – is considered an act akin to treason. And who’s paying the price for this national tragedy? Not the folks whose view is slightly less postcard-perfect. Nope! The construction company gets to bulldoze a nearly *finished* condominium building.
Let’s just pause and appreciate the sheer, breathtaking audacity of it all. Years of planning, labor, materials…all vaporized because some people want to maintain an unobstructed line of sight to a mountain. I can practically hear the construction workers weeping into their hard hats, muttering about how they just wanted to build houses for families! But no, *Fuji-san* must reign supreme.
You know what else blocks views? Trees. Hills. Clouds. The curvature of the Earth itself! Are we all going to start demanding flat plains stretching as far as the eye can see so we can ensure optimal Fuji visibility? I fully expect a petition soon for mandatory mountain-view guarantees in property deeds, enforced by heavily armed “vista guardians.”
Honestly, it’s magnificent. The sheer level of entitlement on display is truly inspiring – in a profoundly depressing way. It’s a glorious monument to the triumph of aesthetic preference over common sense and, you know, *basic human decency*. I’m just waiting for the inevitable documentary: “Fuji’s Fury: How One Mountain Ruined a Building.” It’ll be riveting!
