## Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way)
Seriously? A bear? People are risking life and limb for *selfies* with a bear! And now we have another technological marvel to contemplate while simultaneously cringing: this 3-12b language model. It’s meant to be cutting edge, the future of… something. I’m still not entirely sure what it’s supposed to *do*, besides generate text that sounds vaguely intelligent and occasionally makes me question my own existence.
Apparently, it’s open source! As if the internet wasn’t already overflowing with amateur poets and philosophical musings fueled by caffeine and existential dread. Now we have an AI contributing? Wonderful. Just what we needed – another digital voice shouting into the void.
The hype is deafening, of course. It’s *revolutionary*! It’s a game changer! I bet it can generate haikus about depressed bears trying to get their picture taken on the side of a Florida highway. Probably with unsettling accuracy, too. You know, because AI understands nuance and sadness now.
It’s all so… predictable. We create these things, brimming with promises of efficiency and innovation, then we collectively act surprised when they reflect our own bizarre obsessions back at us. Bears and selfies? Unintelligent text generators? It’s a perfect mirror to the state of modern humanity!
I fully expect, in approximately five years, that someone will train this model on exclusively bear-related content and start charging people for personalized bear haikus. And you know what? I’ll probably pay for one. Because why not? We’re all already staring at screens anyway.
