## Behold, Our New AI Overlord (Who Apparently Really Likes Chatbots)
Right. Let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. This 3-12 billion parameter linguistic marvel that’s apparently supposed to revolutionize everything. Because clearly, what we needed was another incredibly verbose entity capable of stringing words together in a vaguely coherent fashion. We were all just sitting around, desperately awaiting the arrival of a chatbot that could tell us about the weather and write sonnets on demand. Truly, our lives felt *empty* before this.
Seriously? A foot chase with a piglet? That’s the headline we’re getting now? Apparently, while humanity grapples with climate change, political instability, and existential dread, the pinnacle of technological advancement is… generating text about escaped farm animals. Because that makes perfect sense. It showcases its “intelligence” brilliantly. I can almost hear the engineers patting themselves on the back: “We’ve done it! We’ve created a digital entity capable of mimicking human language with alarming accuracy – let’s give it a scenario involving an unusually athletic pig!”
And don’t even *start* me on the prompt engineering required to elicit this… this porcine performance. I picture some poor soul, hunched over a keyboard, painstakingly crafting queries: “Imagine a piglet. It is fast. It is strong. Now, write a story about it evading police.” The sheer dedication! You could have solved world hunger with that time and energy, but noooo, we needed a runaway piglet narrative generated by something that cost more to run than my annual electric bill.
I’m sure the future is bright. I’m absolutely positive AI-generated piglet chase stories are going to solve all our problems. Please, someone explain to me how this helps anyone. Anyone at all?
