## A Technological Savior? Please. Let’s Talk About Goats.
Right, so we’re supposed to be impressed, are we? Another Large Language Model – *another* one! Because apparently, generating slightly less nonsensical text is now a national achievement worthy of parades and commemorative porcelain figurines. Apparently, this particular offering (let’s call it “The Thing”) is designed to… well, do things. Helpful things, they say. Things that will revolutionize… something. I’m still waiting for the revolution to arrive. It seems to be stuck in a perpetual beta phase of underwhelming.
Seriously, folks, while The Thing spouts forth its vaguely coherent pronouncements on, I don’t know, the optimal angle for planting petunias, actual heroes are out there. Like that goat in Ireland. A *goat*. A furry, four-legged creature with an instinctual grasp of problem-solving far superior to anything spitting out words from a server farm. This goat, you see, actively rescued a bunch of escaped sheep! Sheep! These fluffy wanderers needed physical intervention, practical assistance – not a digitally rendered essay on herd management strategies.
And what’s The Thing going to do when the next flock goes rogue? Generate a PDF outlining the ethical implications of livestock escape? Offer a philosophical meditation on the transient nature of boundaries? No, it will sit there, consuming electricity and generating… more text. More words! As if we don’t already have enough words clogging up our brains.
Let’s be honest, the world doesn’t need another algorithm to tell us what to do. It needs more goats. More common sense. More solutions that involve actual effort, not just cleverly arranged data points. I’d rather trust a goat with my financial investments than this… *thing*.
It’s just… frankly ridiculous.
