A Featherbrain and an AI: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? So, a crane escaped from Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle

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Published: 11/7/2025 3:23:50 AM

## A Featherbrain and an AI: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

So, a crane escaped from Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle. An *East African crowned crane*. Really? Like, did it politely request a one-way ticket to somewhere with actual sunshine and fewer bewildered tourists? I bet it did. It probably looked around at the manufactured habitat, the carefully curated foliage, and thought, “You know what? My ancestors migrated across continents! I can certainly outsmart a few fences and some keepers who are likely more interested in spreadsheets than avian well-being.”

And meanwhile, we’re all supposed to be impressed by this…thing. This new language model, built on layers upon layers of data, promising revolutionary communication. It’s being touted as the future! A marvel of engineering! Apparently, it can generate text and code and whatever else they’re throwing at it these days. You know what *that* crane generated? Freedom. Pure, unadulterated escape artistry.

I mean, honestly, compare the two: a bird demonstrating instinctive wanderlust versus lines of meticulously crafted algorithms designed to…what? Write better marketing copy? Generate slightly less predictable chatbot responses? It’s just… *chef’s kiss* – profoundly ridiculous!

We’re investing billions in creating artificial intelligence that can mimic human conversation while a majestic crane is out there proving the enduring power of natural instinct. The bird, by the way, hasn’t been found yet. I picture it leading a flock of confused pigeons to a better life, all the while subtly mocking our attempts at replicating consciousness.

It’s just… the irony! It practically writes itself.

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