## A School Bus-Sized Asteroid? Seriously? Just What We Needed.
Right, so we’re all just calmly going about our lives, worrying about inflation and whether avocado toast is *really* to blame for societal collapse, when suddenly – a mini moon! Apparently, this cosmic vagrant, roughly the size of a school bus, decided to swing by Earth for a two-month vacation. A school bus! You know, those things that transport children? Because clearly, the universe has a bizarre sense of humor and thought, “Let’s make sure everyone’s already stressed about potential meteor impacts but add a *slightly smaller* one just for kicks!”
Honestly, the timing couldn’t be worse. We’ve got enough existential dread swirling around already. Do we really need a giant space rock looming in our skies as a constant reminder of our insignificance? I mean, can you *imagine* the headlines? “Mini Moon Disrupts Solar Panel Efficiency! Local Bird Population Confused!” The sheer poetry of it all is just breathtakingly irritating.
And don’t even get me started on the inevitable think pieces. Experts will undoubtedly pontificate about its trajectory, composition, and potential for… well, absolutely nothing dramatic, probably. They’ll use words like “gravitational influence” and “orbital mechanics,” while I try to figure out if it’s blocking my view of the sunset.
It’s just…peak everything, isn’t it? We’re drowning in data, inundated with information, and now a rogue asteroid is joining the party. I fully expect a limited-edition plushie version any minute now. Seriously, somebody get me a very large glass of something strong. I need to contemplate the absurdity of it all.
