## A Canine Commuter and the Absurdity of It All
Right, let’s talk about this. Apparently, a dog decided public transportation was its personal Uber. A stray, mind you – not some pampered poodle with a tiny Burberry coat – just casually hopped on a commuter train in British Columbia. A *commuter* train! Like it had a monthly pass and everything. I mean, really? The audacity of this creature is breathtaking.
Honestly, at this point, I’m expecting squirrels to be filing for tax refunds and pigeons to start demanding union representation. Because clearly, societal norms are just… suggestions now. We build these incredibly complex systems – railways designed for punctual humans with briefcases – and a dog just waltzes onto them like it’s solving the world’s travel problems.
And what did we do? We *rescued* it! Of course we did. Because that’s what civilized people are supposed to do when faced with a furry, four-legged scofflaw who clearly has better ideas than any human planner. It was probably thinking, “These schedules are ridiculous! I’ll just go wherever the wind (and tracks) take me!”
I bet it even had a little internal monologue about the state of modern infrastructure while enjoying the free ride. “Look at these rigid routes,” it likely pondered, “a canine could design something far more efficient.”
It’s tragically hilarious, isn’t it? A dog demonstrating a higher level of independent thinking than most politicians. This whole situation is just another delightful reminder that we are completely and utterly in charge…until a single, opportunistic golden retriever decides otherwise. I’m genuinely waiting for the day a cat starts operating a drone delivery service. Don’t test me.
