## Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed)
Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3-12B model. Apparently, it’s supposed to be revolutionary. A game changer. The future of…something. Honestly, I’m struggling to conjure up the enthusiasm. It seems we now have a digital being designed to mimic human conversation, and everyone is losing their minds. Fantastic. Just what we didn’t already have clogging up the internet – another entity vying for our attention with vaguely coherent sentences!
I mean, seriously, are we *really* this desperate for simulated companionship? Do people genuinely think replacing actual, messy, flawed human interaction with a beautifully coded algorithm will somehow solve all their problems? I picture someone now, earnestly confiding in it about their existential dread. “It understands me,” they’ll gush. Bless their hearts.
And the best part? It’s open source! Which means, naturally, everyone and their grandmother is going to slap a shiny new wrapper on it and proclaim *their* version of this digital parrot as being uniquely insightful. Prepare for an avalanche of “revolutionary” chatbots offering profoundly meaningless platitudes.
I’m sure the developers are just beaming with pride, patting themselves on the back for creating something that will undoubtedly be used to write more clickbait articles about itself. It’s a beautiful cycle of self-promotion! It’s almost as impressive as that Nigerian woman who interviewed ninety people for over two days. At least *she* was actively engaging with real human beings, instead of generating text about them!
This is progress? I need a stiff drink and a lengthy conversation with my cat. She’s far more stimulating than any string of code pretending to be intelligent ever will be.
