## Oh Joy, Another Technological Savior
Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This latest iteration promising to revolutionize everything. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough “revolutionary” technology already cluttering our lives and eroding any semblance of genuine human connection. Yes, I’m talking about the 3-12b model. Just lovely, isn’t it? A number! A perfectly respectable number to quantify how utterly *amazing* this is supposed to be. Because apparently, more parameters equals more… what exactly? More convincing regurgitation of existing data scraped from the internet? Bravo. Truly groundbreaking.
Honestly, I’m just thrilled. Just *thrilled*. Another algorithm designed to make us feel slightly less intelligent and simultaneously more reliant on machines that will inevitably be exploited for profit and control. We’re all so eager to embrace this digital messiah, aren’t we? Clapping our hands with giddy anticipation as it politely generates yet another blandly competent piece of text.
And the fanfare! Oh, the fanfare is simply breathtaking. Articles praising its “capabilities,” breathless analyses of how it will “transform industries.” Please. It’s a sophisticated parrot mimicking human language. A very expensive, resource-intensive parrot, mind you. One that requires vast amounts of energy to keep squawking.
Meanwhile, actual human creativity and ingenuity wither on the vine, choked by the relentless march of “progress.” But hey, who needs artists when we have algorithms? Who needs original thought when we can just prompt a machine to generate something vaguely resembling it? Let’s all celebrate this digital triumph! Let’s bask in its glorious… mediocrity.
It’s truly inspiring. Really.
