Man Offers Reward After Seagull Commits Grand Theft Wallet
In what can only be described as a riveting avian caper, a Massachusetts man finds himself at the center of a wallet-snatching scandal involving a daring seagull outside a local grocery store. The audacious feathered felon struck in broad daylight, leaving the victim scrambling for answers – and his wallet.
The victim, identified as John Smith (no, really, that’s his name), was simply minding his own business, innocently exiting the store with his purchases in hand when suddenly, out of nowhere, a seagull descended upon him like a winged marauder. Witnesses described the brazen bird as a master of deception, swooping in with the precision of a well-trained operative to seize the unsuspecting
