## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior.
So, we’re supposed to be *excited*, are we? Thrilled, even? Because apparently, a new digital deity has been unveiled: a large language model with the charming designation of 3-12b. Yes, because what humanity truly lacks is another algorithm capable of generating text that mimics human conversation. We were practically drowning in originality before this arrived, weren’t we?
The breathless pronouncements are everywhere: “Open and accessible!” they cry! As if the sheer volume of AI models already vying for our attention isn’t a testament to how *accessible* everything already is. Do you know what else is open and accessible? The local park where those goats were recently causing chaos in Washington. And I’d argue, frankly, that their antics provided considerably more entertainment value than this latest technological marvel will deliver.
Let’s be honest. We’ve been down this road before. Each iteration promises to revolutionize communication, unlock untold creative potential, and finally solve the problem of… well, something vague and impressive. And each time, we discover it mostly regurgitates existing data with a slightly different inflection, occasionally hallucinating facts and generally contributing to the ever-growing pile of digital noise polluting our lives.
The marketing is always so carefully crafted: “Democratizing AI!” they proclaim. As if empowering corporations to generate even *more* content without accountability or ethical consideration is exactly what we need.
Frankly, I’m starting to miss those goats. At least their escapades were refreshingly unpredictable and delightfully absurd. This? Just another meticulously engineered attempt to distract us from the real problems facing the world while someone makes a fortune selling us digital illusions.
