“Groundbreaking Payment Method: Massachusetts Library Now Accepting Cat Pictures for Overdue Fees”
In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way library fines are paid, a Massachusetts library has decided to think outside the box – or rather, inside the litter box. Patrons who have lost or damaged items can now settle their fees by submitting cat pictures, much to the delight of feline enthusiasts and the chagrin of those who prefer traditional payment methods.
The library, located in the quaint town of Whiskerville (not really, but let’s pretend), made the decision after realizing that their patrons were finding it difficult to keep track of their library materials. “We understand that life can get busy and sometimes, things get misplaced,” said the head librarian, Ms. Purrington. “But instead of stressing out about finding that overdue book or DVD, why not de-stress with some adorable cat pictures?”
The initiative has already received mixed reactions from the community. While some are hailing it as a stroke of genius, others are scratching their heads in confusion. “I mean, I love cats as much as the next person, but what am I supposed to do if I don’t have a cat to take pictures of?” questioned one bewildered library patron.
But fear not, dear reader, for the library has thought of that too. For those who are cat-less (a fate worse than a scratched couch, surely), the library will be providing a “Kitty Corner” – a special room filled with fluffy, snuggly, purring cats for patrons to photograph. The cats, who have been sworn to secrecy, have reportedly signed a contract that guarantees them endless treats in exchange for their modeling services.
To ensure that the cat pictures are of high quality and truly capture the essence of feline divinity, the library has hired a team of expert judges. These self-proclaimed “Cat-ographers” will meticulously evaluate each photo, critiquing everything from lighting to whisker alignment. “We take our cat pictures very seriously around here,” declared the lead Cat-ographer, Professor Whiskers.
In an unexpected turn of events, rival libraries in neighboring towns have announced plans to one-up Whiskerville’s innovative payment system. One library intends to accept only dog pictures for fines, sparking a heated debate between cat and dog enthusiasts. “It’s a cat-astrophe!” screeched one indignant cat lover. “Dogs are the inferior species, and everyone knows it!”
In response to the controversy, Whiskerville Library has remained unfazed, with Ms. Purrington stating, “As long as our patrons are happy and our shelves are stocked with quirky cat pictures, we consider it a purr-fect success.”
So, the next time you find yourself in a sticky situation with overdue library items, just remember: When in doubt, snap a cat picture. It could be the only thing standing between you and a lifetime ban from the library.
