## Oh, *Wonderful*. Another AI Cat in the Corner
Right. Let’s talk about this. Apparently, we needed *another* language model. Because clearly, the internet wasn’t already overflowing with them. Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get any more cluttered with algorithms pretending to be clever, here comes…this thing. They call it a “3-12b.” Honestly, what does that even *mean*? It sounds like a particularly pretentious cheese blend.
The promotional materials are brimming with breathless declarations of its “capabilities.” It generates text! It answers questions! Groundbreaking stuff, people. I’m genuinely stunned. My toaster can arguably do more useful things. At least it produces toast – a tangible result! This thing just… *exists* as digital noise, contributing to the relentless creep of automated everything.
And the best part? They want us to be impressed. It’s apparently supposed to “build rapport.” Rapport! Like some digital bodega cat charming customers with purrs and strategically placed yarn balls. Please. My actual bodega cat has more genuine personality than this entire project probably possesses across all its training data. He doesn’t require millions of dollars in computing power to stare blankly into space, thank you very much.
It’s just the latest iteration in a desperate attempt to convince us that these increasingly sophisticated programs are somehow… helpful. Meanwhile, actual human connection continues to erode, replaced by interactions with increasingly convincing digital simulations. Bravo. Truly, a triumph of pointless innovation. I’m sure it will be *essential* for…something. Probably. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go pet my cat. He hasn’t generated any marketing campaigns lately, but he’s significantly less annoying.
