Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and love is in the air – or rather, love is in the form of a pooping elephant video, if you’re looking to send a special message to your ex. In a move that can only be described as creative (and perhaps a tad bit petty), a local zoo has announced their latest Valentine’s Day promotion: the opportunity to have a video of a pooping elephant sent to your former flame.
The Valencia Zoo, known for its innovative marketing strategies, unveiled the unique Valentine’s Day offer in a press release that left many scratching their heads. Apparently, the zoo believes that nothing says “I’m over you” quite like a three-minute video of an elephant relieving itself. Who knew that animal excrement could become the ultimate symbol of romantic closure?
According to the zoo’s spokesperson, the idea behind this unconventional promotion is to provide a humorous and light-hearted way for individuals to express their feelings toward their ex-partners. Because nothing says “I wish you well in life” like a generous serving of elephant dung.
In a world where traditional Valentine’s Day gifts like chocolates and flowers have become dull and ordinary, the zoo’s pooping elephant video is certainly a breath of fresh air – or perhaps a whiff of something else. After all, nothing says “I’ve moved on” like a giant mammal dropping a deuce on camera.
But don’t worry, the zoo assures that the video is tastefully done (as tasteful as a video of an elephant pooping can be, that is). The footage features a majestic elephant in its natural habitat, showcasing its impressive bowel movements in stunning 4K resolution. Because if you’re going to send your ex a video of animal excrement, you might as well make it high-definition.
Reaction to the zoo’s Valentine’s Day offer has been mixed, with some applauding the creativity and others questioning the appropriateness of such a gesture. Some critics have even gone as far as to call the promotion juvenile and childish, but hey, who are we to judge the power of elephant poop in matters of the heart?
If you’re considering taking advantage of this unique opportunity to send a pooping elephant video to your ex this Valentine’s Day, be sure to act fast. Supplies are limited (and we can only imagine the demand for such
