**David Rush and His Fist Bump: World Records Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier**
In a world where countless pressing issues clamor for attention, from climate change to global health crises, it seems that humanity’s priority has shifted to—wait for it—fist-bumping. Yes, you read that right. In a groundbreaking episode of FOX’s new hit game show “99 to Beat,” the illustrious record-breaker David Rush teamed up with his favorite sidekick (because who else could possibly handle this monumental task) to reclaim the crown for the most fist-bumps in a minute. How original and totally essential!
Rush, known for his penchant for breaking records that few knew existed, dazzled the audience as he, with the grace of a gazelle and the enthusiasm of a caffeinated puppy, sent his fist flying to connect with his partner. The number? A mere 298 fist bumps. I mean, think of it: a man or woman somewhere must have lost a life of significance in order to let a record like this slip just so that Rush could come in to save the day. The world breathes a sigh of relief!
“Fist-bumping is really a lost art these days,” Rush declared, as if it were a form of classical music we should be studying in our spare time. “With everything happening around us, I thought, why not bring this important achievement back to the forefront?” Yes, indeed, Rush.While countries are battling real socio-economic concerns, he is valiantly resurrecting the noble practice of fist-bumping. A hero among us!
Rush could be seen practicing
