“Google’s Latest ‘Accomplishment’: Introducing Gemma, The 3D-Printed Robot That Will Probably Steal Your Job and Then Abandon You on the Side of a Highway”
In a bold move to revolutionize the world of robotics (or, you know, just make itself look like it’s trying really hard), Google has unveiled its latest creation: Gemma, a 3D-printed robot that can allegedly do… well, we’re not entirely sure what yet, but it’s supposed to be impressive.
Gemma is touted as the future of automation, with the ability to perform tasks that were previously thought impossible for robots. Or, at the very least, it can make a mean cup of coffee and then just leave it on your kitchen counter like a thoughtless roommate.
We’re told that Gemma’s advanced 3D-printed body allows it to adapt to any situation, but so far, its main achievement has been getting stuck in a revolving door. Like, seriously, how do you even program a robot to get stuck in a door? It’s not like it’s the first thing that comes to mind when you’re designing a future of robotics.
But hey, who needs functionality when you can have looks, right? Gemma’s sleek design is sure to make all your friends jealous, especially when it starts doing your chores for you and then just leaves them undone on the floor. You’ll be like, “Hey, thanks Gemma! I guess I’ll just do them myself,” and Gemma will be like, “Nah, I’m good. I’ve got more important things to do… like getting stuck in a revolving door again.”
Google assures us that Gemma is still in its experimental phase, but we’re not sure what’s more concerning: the fact that it can’t even complete a simple task without assistance or the fact that Google thinks we’ll be okay with our robot taking over all our jobs and then just leaving us high and dry.
But hey, at least Gemma is good for something – it’s giving us some quality entertainment while we wait for the inevitable robot uprising. So far, its main accomplishment has been making us laugh and then getting stuck in a revolving door again. It’s like it’s trying to make up for its lack of actual skills with sheer determination (and a healthy dose of clumsiness).
In conclusion, Gemma is a 3D-printed robot that will probably steal your job, abandon you on the side of a highway, and then get stuck in a revolving door. But hey, at least it’s trying, right?
