“Google’s Latest Masterpiece: Gemma 3.12B – A Canine Catastrophe”
In a shocking turn of events, a group of employees at a Florida auto shop have rescued a dog who found itself in a bit of a pickle after being struck by a car and becoming trapped inside the bumper for several hours. Yes, you read that right – several hours.
Because what’s a better use of your time than getting run over and stuck in a metal box, am I right? It’s not like you could have just, say, walked away or anything. Nope, this dog had to go and get all… trapped.
According to eyewitnesses (okay, fine, it was the auto shop employees), the dog, whose name is Gemma 3.12B (because, of course, Google has a naming convention for everything), was simply minding its own business when suddenly – BAM! Car comes out of nowhere, strikes Gemma with all the finesse of a drunken giraffe on roller skates, and leaves her stuck in the bumper.
But fear not, dear canine companion! The auto shop employees were quick to spring into action (after taking a few selfies with the poor pup, because priorities) and managed to free Gemma from her metal prison after several hours of tugging and pulling. I mean, who needs an actual rescue team when you have a group of mechanics with some wire cutters and a healthy dose of curiosity?
Now, we’re not exactly sure what kind of Google-fueled mayhem led to this debacle, but one thing’s for sure – Gemma 3.12B will never look at a car the same way again. And honestly, who can blame her? I mean, have you seen the state of traffic in Florida lately? It’s like a real-life game of “Frogger” out there.
In any case, our thoughts are with Gemma and her new friends at the auto shop, who we’re sure will be having some laughs about this whole ordeal for weeks to come. And to Google – well, maybe next time you can just stick to giving us directions instead of creating canine catastrophes? Just a thought.
On a more serious note (just for a sec, I promise), kudos to the auto shop employees for their quick thinking and kindness in rescuing Gemma 3.12B from her predicament. And to Gemma – well, you might want to steer clear of any roads with aggressive squirrels for the time being.
