Rats Delighted After Partaking in Evidence Room Buffet at New Orleans Police Department Headquarters
The New Orleans Police Department is dealing with a peculiar problem: their headquarters has been overrun by a group of particularly laid-back rats. While most people would shudder at the thought of rodents infiltrating a workspace, the officials in charge seem to be taking it all in stride. According to the latest reports, these rats have been enjoying a rather unusual diet – marijuana stored in the evidence room. And lo and behold, the authorities claim that the rats are “all high.”
One can only imagine the scene at the headquarters as these rodents scurry around, blissfully unaware of their surroundings due to their apparent state of euphoria. Perhaps they are listening to some soothing jazz music in their little rat hangouts, munching on some munchies along the way. It’s almost as if they’ve established their own mini Rat City within the walls of the police department, complete with an endless supply of snacks and a carefree attitude towards law enforcement.
In a statement that surely raised some eyebrows, the officials reassured the public that the rats were simply “chillin’ out” and causing no harm. Well, that’s a relief. It’s not like rats with enhanced senses of relaxation roaming freely in a police department could pose any potential risks. Who needs guard dogs when you have a bunch of stoned rodents patrolling the hallways, right?
While some may find the situation amusing, others are raising concerns about the security implications of having animals under the influence on the premises. Can these rats be trusted to carry out their duties effectively when they can barely keep their eyes open? Will they remember where they stored the evidence they were supposed to be guarding, or will they be too busy finding a cozy corner to take a nap?
The evidence room, once a place of strict protocol and careful storage, is now apparently the local hotspot for rodent parties. Forget about keeping track of chains of custody and maintaining the integrity of crucial evidence; the rats have completely taken over, turning it into their own personal playground. Who knew that a bunch of four-legged creatures could cause such a stir in a supposedly secure space?
As the news of the stoned rats spread, social media users have been quick to react, with some suggesting that the authorities might want to consider hiring an exterminator with experience in managing high rodents. Others have proposed setting up a music playlist to cater to the rats’ newfound interests, ensuring that they stay in good spirits while on their munchie-fueled escapades.
In the meantime, the New Orleans Police Department continues to grapple with its unexpected guests, trying to strike a balance between maintaining order and allowing the rats to enjoy their altered state. One thing is for sure – the headquarters will never be the same again, as long as these high rodents are in residence.
