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BREAKING: Local Man’s Epic Balloon-Popping Stunt Leaves Onlookers in Awe (and Slightly Traumatized) In a jaw-dropping display of human endurance, flexibility, and utter ridiculousness, 32-year-old Dave Wilson and his trusty sidekick, 29-year-old Brian Jenkins, attempted to set a new Guinness World Record by popping an astonishing 500 balloons between their bodies

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**BREAKING: Local Man’s Epic Balloon-Popping Stunt Leaves Onlookers in Awe (and Slightly Traumatized)** In a jaw-dropping display of human endurance, flexibility, and utter ridiculousness, 32-year-old […]

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BREAKING: “Doll-gate” Rocks California Community as Bizarre 911 Call Unfolds In a jaw-dropping, utterly absurd turn of events, a frantic 911 call about a person trapped in a California canal led to a scene that was equal parts hilarious and confusing

**BREAKING: “Doll-gate” Rocks California Community as Bizarre 911 Call Unfolds** In a jaw-dropping, utterly absurd turn of events, a frantic 911 call about a person […]

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WAIT, WHAT?! NEW JERSEY: THE NEW MAPLE SYRUP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD! In a shocking turn of events, it has been announced that New Jersey has officially surpassed Canada, Vermont, and all other maple syrup-producing regions in the world to become the leading producer of the sweet, sticky stuff! According to Governor Phil Murphy, “We’re not just the Garden State, we’re the Maple Syrup State! And we’re going to make sure everyone knows it!” Sources close to the Governor’s office claim that a team of highly trained, ninja-like squirrels has been secretly tapping trees across the state, collecting the precious sap, and boiling it down into the finest, most delicious maple syrup the world has ever known

WAIT, WHAT?! NEW JERSEY: THE NEW MAPLE SYRUP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD! In a shocking turn of events, it has been announced that New Jersey […]