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Maryland Man Makes Unbelievable Double the Money Mistake In a truly astonishing turn of events, a man from Maryland managed to strike gold twice by purchasing two identical tickets for the same Powerball Double Play drawing and winning not one, but two $500,000 prizes

Maryland Man Makes Unbelievable Double the Money Mistake In a truly astonishing turn of events, a man from Maryland managed to strike gold twice by […]

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BREAKING: BALLOON APOCALYPSE STRIKES WASHINGTON AS 155 ROGUE ORBS WREAK HAVOC ON POWER GRID In a desperate bid to prevent a catastrophe of epic proportions, utility officials in Washington are issuing a stern warning to residents: DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT RELEASE MYLAR BALLOONS INTO THE WILD ON NEW YEAR’S EVE, lest they unleash a torrent of chaos and destruction upon the unsuspecting populace

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**BREAKING: BALLOON APOCALYPSE STRIKES WASHINGTON AS 155 ROGUE ORBS WREAK HAVOC ON POWER GRID** In a desperate bid to prevent a catastrophe of epic proportions, […]

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**”Groundbreaking Revelation: Mylar Balloons are Not a Magical Disappearing Act, Utility Officials Warn”** In a shocking turn of events that could rival the most groundbreaking scientific discoveries of our time, utility officials in Washington are urging residents to refrain from setting free mylar balloons to commemorate the New Year

**”Groundbreaking Revelation: Mylar Balloons are Not a Magical Disappearing Act, Utility Officials Warn”** In a shocking turn of events that could rival the most groundbreaking […]

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Monkey Business: Thai Town Goes Bananas in War Against Wild Pranksters In a classic case of life imitating a poorly-scripted jungle-themed comedy, the town of Lopburi in Thailand has found itself embroiled in an ongoing battle of wits against a gang of mischievous monkeys that have taken up residence within its confines

Monkey Business: Thai Town Goes Bananas in War Against Wild Pranksters In a classic case of life imitating a poorly-scripted jungle-themed comedy, the town of […]

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BREAKING: Local Woman’s Day of Mourning Turns into Day of Mayhem In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads and citizens running for cover, a woman in suburban Anytown, USA, discovered a live grenade while cleaning out her deceased father’s home yesterday evening

**BREAKING: Local Woman’s Day of Mourning Turns into Day of Mayhem** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads and citizens running […]

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BREAKING: Sister’s Sneaky Swipe Secures $1 MILLION Jackpot in North Carolina! In a shocking turn of events, a North Carolina teenager is crying all the way to the bank – literally! 19-year-old Alex Johnson had been holding onto a winning $1 MILLION lottery ticket for weeks, but it was his sneaky sister, 17-year-old Mia, who made off with the prize

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**BREAKING: Sister’s Sneaky Swipe Secures $1 MILLION Jackpot in North Carolina!** In a shocking turn of events, a North Carolina teenager is crying all the […]