**BREAKING: OTTERGATE ROCKS WISCONSIN AS AUTHORITIES CAPTURE ONE FUGITIVE OTTER, ANOTHER REMAINS AT LARGE**
In a daring operation that has left residents of Wisconsin both amazed and terrified, law enforcement officials announced the capture of one of the most elusive otter fugitives in state history. But don’t breathe a sigh of relief just yet – another otter on the loose is still roaming free, leaving a trail of chaos and aquatic mayhem in its wake.
According to eyewitnesses, the captured otter, identified as 27-year-old “Ollie” Jenkins, was apprehended in a daring raid on a small pond in rural Wisconsin. Authorities claim Ollie had been evading capture for months, leaving a trail of destroyed fishing nets, overturned boats, and bewildered fishermen in his wake.
But just as the people of Wisconsin thought they could finally rest easy, officials revealed that another otter fugitive, known only as “Ollie’s Hench-otter” McSweeney, remains at large.
“We’re urging everyone to remain vigilant,” said Sheriff John Smith, his voice laced with a hint of fear. “McSweeney is considered armed and extremely cute, with a penchant for stealing fish from unsuspecting anglers. If spotted, do not approach – just call us and let the professionals handle it.”
As the search for McSweeney continues, residents are being advised to secure their trash cans, protect their koi ponds, and for goodness’ sake, don’t even think about trying to take a selfie with the fugitive otter.
**LAST SEEN:** McSweeney was last spotted swimming in the direction of Lake Michigan, wearing a tiny life jacket and a mischievous grin.
**IF FOUND:** Please contact the Wisconsin DNR immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend McSweeney yourself – unless you’re a highly trained otter wrangler, in which case, go for it.
