**BREAKING: GATOR-GATE ROCKS MICHIGAN MOTEL, RESIDENTS LEFT SHAKEN**
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and locals alike scratching their heads, a live alligator was abandoned at a quaint motel in the picturesque town of Petoskey, Michigan. The reptilian renegade, estimated to be around 4 feet in length, was discovered by a startled motel staff member who claimed it was “just chillin’ in the lobby.”
“I was just trying to check in some guests when I saw this…this…thing,” said a still-shaken motel employee, who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time, but a gator just lounging on the couch? That’s a new one.”
According to eyewitnesses, the alligator, which has been named “Gary” by motel staff, seemed completely at home in its new surroundings. Witnesses claim Gary was snacking on a discarded bag of chips and binge-watching reruns of “The Price is Right” on an old TV.
“I walked into the lobby and there he was, just chillin’ like he owned the place,” said a tourist who was visiting from out of state. “I mean, I’ve seen some crazy things on my travels, but this was something else. I was like, ‘Is this a prank or what?'”
Local authorities were quickly summoned to the scene, and a team of brave (or foolhardy) police officers was dispatched to secure the premises.
“We’re taking this situation very seriously,” said a spokesperson for the local police department. “We don’t know how Gary ended up here, but we’re working to ensure the safety of both our citizens and our new scaly friend.”
As the situation continues to unfold, residents of Petoskey are left wondering how a live alligator ended up in their quiet town. Theories abound, ranging from a prank gone wrong to a secret alligator farm in the area.
In the meantime, Gary remains at large, enjoying the motel’s complimentary Wi-Fi and room service. When asked for comment, a motel staff member simply shook their head and muttered, “Only in Michigan…”
