**BREAKING: BEAR CAUGHT ON CAMERA TRYING TO BREAK INTO PARKED POLICE CAR, DEMANDING DONUTS AND A COPY OF THE CONSTITUTION**
In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts and law enforcement officials scratching their heads, a brazen bear was caught on camera attempting to break into a parked police car in a quiet suburban neighborhood.
The shocking footage, captured by a nearby security camera, shows the bear – estimated to be around 300 pounds – sauntering up to the police vehicle and attempting to open the door.
“I was just sitting in my living room when I heard a loud thud and saw a bear trying to get into a police car,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in my neighborhood before, but this was just ridiculous.”
According to eyewitnesses, the bear – who has been identified as “Bertrand” by local wildlife officials – seemed to be on a mission to get into the police car, pawing at the door and trying to open it.
“I was driving by and saw the bear trying to get into the car,” said another witness. “At first, I thought it was just looking for food or something, but then I saw it trying to use the door handle. I was like, ‘Is this bear trying to steal the police car or something?'”
But Bertrand’s motives may have been more than just mischievous. Sources close to the investigation reveal that the bear was actually demanding donuts and a copy of the Constitution.
“Apparently, Bertrand had been watching a lot of cop shows and wanted to learn more about his rights,” said a spokesperson for the local police department. “We’re not sure where he got the idea that police cars have donuts in them, but we’re looking into it.”
The police department has released a statement assuring residents that they are taking the incident seriously and are working to “bear-ly” contain the situation.
In the meantime, residents are being advised to keep a close eye on their snacks and to not approach Bertrand, who is considered to be “a little bit clever and a lot bit furry.”
**UPDATE:** The police department has announced that they will be offering a reward for anyone who can provide information on how to satisfy Bertrand’s demands for donuts and constitutional knowledge.
