**British Man Sets New Record for Fun: 55 Roller Coasters in a Week—Who Needs Leisure?**
In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement in the realm of “things to do with your life,” a 32-year-old British man, Simon Whittaker, recently embarked on a journey to ride 55 different roller coasters in just one week. Because who needs relaxation or social interaction when you can leap between scream-inducing metal contraptions at breakneck speeds?
Whittaker, an avid thrill-seeker from Manchester, boldly declared, “For those of us who enjoy adrenaline, riding roller coasters is the ultimate way to spend time.” Clearly, he’s the Einstein of amusement parks, using his week off from work to turn the mildly entertaining pastime of roller coasting into an astonishing feat of human endurance. And what a genius decision it was! After all, taking time to relax at a beach or enjoy a nice cup of tea is just for the ordinary folks.
With a meticulously planned itinerary that saw him bouncing from park to park across the UK, Whittaker managed to accomplish this incredible feat alongside a cavalcade of flailing arms, breathless screams, and probably a few regrettable snack choices. “I just love the feeling of my stomach in my throat,” he added, like a true philosopher diving deep into life’s most meaningful experiences. If only all philosophical queries could be addressed by a configuration of upside-down loops and dizzying drops!
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