**BREAKING: “DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE” DRONE SHOW SHATTERS WORLD RECORDS, LEAVES ONCE-SKEPTICAL RESIDENTS SPEECHLESS**
In a dazzling display of pyrotechnic prowess, the highly-anticipated “Deadpool & Wolverine” drone show has not one, but TWO world records, leaving a trail of awe-inspired onlookers and bewildered local authorities in its wake.
According to Guinness World Records officials (who were on hand to verify the spectacle), the show – which was part of a promotional campaign for the highly-anticipated Marvel movie – featured a whopping 10,000 drones flying in perfect synchrony to create a mesmerizing display of light and sound that could be seen from space.
The show, which was held over the city’s central park, broke two records: one for the largest drone display ever (beating the previous record by a staggering 2000 drones), and another for the most consecutive hours spent flying in formation without crashing into each other (a mind-boggling 4 hours and 22 minutes).
“I was skeptical at first,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “I mean, who needs that many drones, right? But then I saw it, and I was like, ‘WHOA. IS THAT A DRONE? IS THAT A BIRD? WAIT, IS THAT DEADPOOL FLYING OVER MY HEAD?’ I mean, it was like something out of a sci-fi movie!”
The show, which was attended by thousands of screaming fans, featured a series of intricate formations, including a giant Deadpool and Wolverine fighting each other in mid-air, a massive X-shaped drone display, and even a recreation of the iconic “D-DAY” beach landing from World War II – but with drones.
“I was amazed,” said a visibly shaken eyewitness. “I mean, I’ve seen some crazy things in my life, but this was on a whole other level. I think I might have seen a drone shaped like a giant middle finger at one point. I mean, who does that?!”
The show’s organizers have announced plans to take the drone display on the road, with a series of shows scheduled for major cities around the world. So, if you’re lucky (or unlucky, depending on your tolerance for drone-induced sensory overload), you might just catch a glimpse of this record-breaking spectacle for yourself.
**UPDATE:** The city has announced plans to install “Drone-Viewing” lanes on major highways to accommodate the expected influx of drone enthusiasts. Meanwhile, local businesses are cashing in on the phenomenon, selling “I survived the Deadpool & Wolverine drone show” t-shirts and “I-have-PTSD-from-the-drone-show” therapy sessions.
