**WORLD’S LONGEST BICYCLE UNVEILED: NORWEGIAN MAN’S 181-FOOT BEHEMOTH DEFIES LOGIC AND PHYSICS**
In a jaw-dropping display of pedaling ambition, Norwegian engineer and cycling enthusiast, Bjorn Erikksen, has unveiled the world’s longest bicycle, measuring a mind-boggling 180 feet and 11 inches long. Yes, you read that right – 180 FEET!
The gargantuan bike, dubbed “The Norwegian Nightmare,” was assembled by a team of expert engineers who must have had a collective PhD in Crazy Bike Building. The behemoth vehicle boasts 20 sets of handlebars, 50 wheels, and a frame so long, it had to be constructed in a custom-built hangar to accommodate its massive length.
Erikssen, a self-proclaimed “cycling aficionado with a passion for the absurd,” spent years designing and building his magnum opus. “I wanted to create something that would make the world take notice,” he said, beaming with pride. “And what better way to do that than with a bike that’s longer than a school bus?”
The bike’s construction required a small army of engineers, a crane, and a team of highly trained acrobats to assemble the handlebars, which are spaced at 3-foot intervals to prevent the rider from experiencing vertigo.
When asked about the bike’s potential uses, Erikssen replied, “Well, it’s perfect for group rides… of 50 people or more! Just imagine the Instagram selfies!” He also hinted at the possibility of using the bike for search and rescue missions, citing its ability to “reach those hard-to-access areas… or just to deliver pizzas really quickly.”
The Guinness World Records officials have been notified, and a team of adjudicators is expected to arrive soon to verify the bike’s record-breaking length.
In related news, local authorities have issued a warning to residents, advising them to be cautious when approaching the bike, as its sheer size may cause spontaneous outbreaks of laughter, tears, or uncontrollable spinning.
The Norwegian Nightmare is set to make its debut at the upcoming Cycling Festival in Oslo, where it will undoubtedly leave onlookers in awe of its sheer absurdity. Who knows? Maybe one day, it’ll even make it into the Olympics as a new sport: Extreme Long-Distance Cycling.
