**MIRACLE OF LOVE: COUPLE REUNITES WITH LOST WEDDING VIDEO AFTER 57 YEARS, DISCOVERS THEY’RE ACTUALLY ALIENS**
In a stunning turn of events, a local couple, Harold and Mabel, has been reunited with their long-lost wedding video, 57 years after it mysteriously vanished during a freak tornado that swept through their backyard BBQ.
The video, which was thought to be lost forever, was discovered hidden deep within a dusty old storage unit in rural Nebraska, labeled “DO NOT OPEN UNTIL APOCALYPSE.” The astonishing footage shows the young couple exchanging vows in a ceremony that was interrupted by a surprise visit from a time-traveling Elvis Presley.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes!” exclaimed Harold, 85, his eyes welling up with tears. “There we were, looking like a couple of goofballs in our matching polyester suits, and then suddenly, the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll appears out of thin air, playing a mean rendition of ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ on his famous guitar, ‘Lucille’.”
The video, which has been hailed as one of the most epic wedding videos of all time, also features a choreographed dance routine performed by a troupe of robotic chickens, a pyrotechnic display that set off the fire alarm, and a surprise proposal from Mabel’s pet parrot, Polly.
“I had no idea our wedding was so… eventful,” said Mabel, 82, giggling. “I mean, I remembered the cake being a little… unusual, but I had no idea it was shaped like a UFO!”
The couple, who have been married for 57 years, said they were overjoyed to relive their special day and can’t wait to see what other secrets their video holds. When asked if they planned to release the video to the public, Harold quipped, “Only if we can get a Netflix deal and become the next big thing in reality TV. After all, who wouldn’t want to watch a couple of old folks relive their wedding day… in SPACE?”
As news of the miraculous video spread, the couple’s family and friends have been flooded with congratulatory messages, including one from the President of the United States, who reportedly said, “This is the most fantastic wedding video I’ve ever seen. Can I come over for dinner and watch it again? And can I bring my pet elephant, Mr. Snuffles?”
In related news, the couple’s cat, Mr. Whiskers, has come forward claiming to have been the one who actually found the video, and is demanding a 50% share of all Netflix profits. Meanwhile, Polly the parrot has started a line of wedding-themed merchandise, including “I survived the craziest wedding ever” t-shirts and “Polly’s Wedding Woes” mugs.
