**BREAKING: Connecticut Man Now Owns Most Crocs in the World, Sanity of Neighbors in Question**
In a shocking turn of events, 42-year-old Todd “The Croc King” Jenkins of rural Connecticut has officially shattered his own Guinness World Record for the largest collection of Crocs, amassing a mind-boggling 6,421 pairs of the colorful clogs.
The staggering total, verified by Guinness officials last week, has left friends, family, and neighbors scratching their heads in awe. “I mean, I get it, who doesn’t love a good Croc?” said Jenkins’ wife, Karen. “But 6,421 pairs? That’s just…well, that’s just Todd being Todd.”
The Croc enthusiast’s journey began innocently enough. “I just loved the comfort and practicality of Crocs,” Jenkins explained in an interview. “But then I started to get a little carried away. I mean, who needs that many pairs of shoes, right?”
As Jenkins’ collection grew, so did concerns about the impact on his home and community. “The porch is literally overflowing with Crocs,” said neighbor, Mark Smith. “I’ve seen him wading through them like they’re in a giant ball pit. It’s like something out of a Croc-filled fever dream.”
The Croc King’s collection has become a local sensation, with curious onlookers stopping by the Jenkins’ residence to catch a glimpse of the staggering array. “It’s like a Croc museum,” said Jenkins proudly. “I’ve got Crocs in every color, every style, every size. I’ve even got Crocs with glitter, Crocs with rhinestones…I’ve got Crocs with, uh, ‘unique’ odors.”
When asked about his plans for the future, Jenkins simply smiled and said, “I’m aiming for 10,000 pairs. It’s not just about the Crocs, it’s about the journey. And also, I really need to get some more storage space.”
The Guinness World Record for most Crocs owned has officially been rewritten, and Todd “The Croc King” Jenkins reigns supreme. Long live the king of Crocs!
