**WORLD’S LARGEST RC AIRCRAFT CARRIER MODEL SHOCKS NATION, DEFIES GRAVITY, AND THREATENS TO ENGULF SMALL COUNTRIES**
In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable achievement, James Whomsley, a British YouTube sensation, has constructed the most colossal remote-controlled aircraft carrier model the world has ever seen, shattering all previous records and leaving onlookers aghast. According to Guinness World Records, Whomsley’s gargantuan creation has been officially recognized as the largest RC aircraft carrier model in the world, measuring a mind-boggling 20 feet (6 meters) in length, 6 feet (1.8 meters) in width, and 3 feet (0.9 meters) in height.
This behemoth of a model boasts an astonishing array of features, including:
* A 10-foot-long (3 meters) flight deck, complete with moving elevators, arrestor cables, and a functional island superstructure that won’t make you cry yourself to sleep at night
* A miniature catapult that can launch toy planes at an alarming rate of 50 mph (80 km/h), potentially shattering windows and eardrums alike
* A crew of 10 miniature figurines, all of whom are reportedly on strike demanding better working conditions and more snacks
* A hull so massive, it requires a team of 20 people to steer it, lest it accidentally swallow a small island or two
Eyewitnesses claim that when Whomsley activated the model’s engines, the entire neighborhood was awash in a sea of noise, with windows rattling, dogs howling, and nearby birds spontaneously combusting (just kidding about that last one… or am I?).
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said a stunned onlooker. “I mean, I’ve seen large models before, but this one is just… wow. I think I need to lie down for a bit.”
Whomsley’s creation has not only earned him a place in the record books but has also sparked concerns about the potential dangers of RC models and the need for more stringent regulations.
“I just wanted to build something amazing,” Whomsley said in a statement. “I didn’t realize it would be so… big. But honestly, who needs that much RC awesomeness?”
The Guinness World Records officials who verified Whomsley’s achievement were equally impressed, with one official stating, “We’ve seen some incredible records in our time, but this one takes the cake – or rather, the aircraft carrier.”
Whomsley’s model has also sparked a heated debate about the ethics of building such massive RC models, with some critics arguing that it’s a waste of resources and others claiming that it’s a masterpiece of engineering.
In related news, the British government has announced plans to build a full-sized aircraft carrier based on Whomsley’s design, citing “reasons of national security and sheer awesomeness.”
