Dodgy Startup Organizes World’s First Sperm Race, Because Why Not?
In a move that has left the scientific community scratching their heads, a questionable startup has declared its plans to host the world’s first-ever sperm race. Yes, you read that right – a sperm race. The event is set to take place on April 25 at the prestigious Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles. Because, of course, what better way to spend a Saturday than watching sperm compete for glory?
The startup, whose name remains shrouded in mystery, claims that the race will feature a thrilling showdown of sperm from all walks of life. It seems
