**BREAKING: GIANT GREAT WHITE SHARK SPOTTED OFF THE COAST OF MAINE, RESIDENTS TOLD TO STAY INDOORS AND HIDE UNDER BEDS**
In a shocking turn of events, a massive great white shark, estimated to be over 100 feet in length, was spotted swimming in the waters off the coast of Maine. The behemoth sea creature, which has been dubbed “Brucezilla” by local residents, has sent shockwaves of terror throughout the small coastal towns.
According to eyewitnesses, the gargantuan shark was seen breaching the surface of the water, its fin slicing through the air with a deafening whoosh. “I was just out for a leisurely stroll on the beach when I saw this…this…THING,” said local resident, Agnes Jenkins. “It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before! It was as big as a school bus, I’m telling you! I ran back to my house and locked all the doors and windows. I’m not coming out until it’s gone!”
The shark’s massive size has left marine biologists stunned. “We’ve never seen anything like it,” said Dr. Emily Chen, a leading expert on sharks. “We’re talking about a creature that’s roughly the same length as a football field. It’s like something out of a sci-fi movie!”
As news of the shark’s presence spread, panicked residents flocked to social media to share their own terrifying encounters. “I was just out surfing when I felt this huge bump on my board,” wrote local surfer, Jake Thompson. “Next thing I knew, I was airborne and this massive shark was staring me down. I’m pretty sure I saw it smile at me, too.”
In response to the shark’s appearance, local authorities have issued a state of emergency and advised residents to stay indoors and avoid any areas near the coast. “We understand that this is a serious situation, and we’re doing everything in our power to keep our citizens safe,” said Governor Janet Mills. “We urge everyone to remain calm and to follow all instructions from local authorities.”
Meanwhile, a group of brave fishermen has announced plans to catch the shark and put an end to its reign of terror. “We’re not going to let some giant sea monster ruin our lives,” said fisherman, Jack Harris. “We’re going out there with some harpoons and a few beers, and we’re going to show that shark who’s boss.”
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and in the meantime, stay safe, Maine!
