**BREAKING: BEARS GATECRASH CONCERT, DEMAND TICKETS TO SEE ROCKSTARS**
Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left concertgoers and venue staff scratching their heads, a group of bears somehow managed to join the long line of people waiting outside the iconic Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado.
Eyewitnesses claim that around 8pm, a massive grizzly bear emerged from the nearby woods, followed by a smaller black bear who was wearing what appeared to be a pair of trendy sunglasses.
“I was just waiting for the doors to open when suddenly, there’s a bear in a fedora and shades, looking like it just stepped out of a 90s rap video,” said concertgoer, Jenny Wilson. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in line before, but this was on a whole other level.”
The bears, who apparently had been training for this moment their whole lives, expertly navigated the line, dodging confused fans and security guards with ease.
“I tried to stop them, but they just gave me this look, like ‘dude, we’re bears, we can do whatever we want’,” said a frazzled venue employee, who wished to remain anonymous. “Next thing I know, they’re demanding tickets to see the headlining act, ‘Electric Storm’.”
According to sources, the bears are huge fans of the band and had been practicing their rockstar poses in front of a nearby mirror.
“We just wanted to get up close and personal with the band,” said the lead bear, who identified himself as “Bergy” in a post-concert interview. “We mean, who doesn’t love a good guitar solo?”
The bears reportedly paid for their tickets by trading in a few freshly caught fish, which the venue staff were forced to accept as payment.
When asked if the bears would be allowed to attend the concert, a spokesperson for the venue simply shrugged and said, “Hey, they’re paying customers, right?”
The show went on to be a huge success, with the bears rocking out to Electric Storm’s hit single, “Lightning in a Bottle”. As the night came to a close, the bears were seen dancing on the merch table, much to the delight of the human concertgoers.
In a statement, the band’s lead singer said, “We’re thrilled to have had such enthusiastic and furry fans join us on stage. We hope to see them again at our next show…with a few more fish, of course.”
