**BREAKING: Urine-gate Rocks Scotland as Clinic Overwhelmed with Unwanted Peepers**
In a bizarre turn of events, a medical clinic in Scotland has thrown up its hands in exasperation, begging residents to STOP BRINGING IN THEIR URINE SAMPLES ALREADY!
The clinic, which shall remain nameless to protect the innocent (and the pee-happy), has reported a staggering influx of unsolicited urine samples, leaving staff bewildered and begging for relief.
“It’s like they’re trying to break some sort of record,” said a frazzled clinic administrator, who wished to remain anonymous. “We’ve had jars of pee left on the doorstep, dumped in the parking lot, and even one creative soul tried to sneak it in a bouquet of flowers. It’s just…too much.”
The clinic, which normally receives a reasonable number of urine samples for legitimate medical purposes, has been inundated with an estimated 500+ unsolicited pee submissions in the past week alone.
“We’ve had to set up a special ‘Urine Reception Unit’ just to deal with the sheer volume,” said Dr. Emily McTavish, lead physician at the clinic. “Our staff is at breaking point, and we’re starting to run out of storage space for all the…ahem… ‘specimens’.”
The clinic has taken to social media to plead with residents to cease and desist from dropping off their, ahem, “donations.” A spokesperson for the clinic urged anyone considering submitting a urine sample to ask themselves: “Do I really need to share my pee with the world?”
As the situation continues to spiral out of control, local authorities have been called in to help manage the crisis. In the meantime, residents are advised to keep their pee to themselves – for the sake of everyone’s sanity.
**UPDATE**: The clinic has just announced that it will be hosting a “Pee-paration Station” – a special drop-off point for anyone who just can’t seem to contain themselves. Please, for the love of all things good and holy, just don’t make them have to create a Urine-311 hotline…
