BREAKING: Spanish Speed Demon Shatters Own Record, Stuns Onlookers with Jaw-Dropping Feat of Athleticism (and Questionable Fashion Sense) In a mind-boggling display of agility, speed, and utter recklessness, Spanish athlete, Carlos “The Backward Blazer” Garcia, has obliterated one of his own Guinness World Records by running an astonishing 328 feet backward in a blistering 16

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**BREAKING: Spanish Speed Demon Shatters Own Record, Stuns Onlookers with Jaw-Dropping Feat of Athleticism (and Questionable Fashion Sense)**

In a mind-boggling display of agility, speed, and utter recklessness, Spanish athlete, Carlos “The Backward Blazer” Garcia, has obliterated one of his own Guinness World Records by running an astonishing 328 feet backward in a blistering 16.55 seconds – all while teetering on a pair of high heels that would make a runway model jealous.

Eyewitnesses described the scene as “surreal” and “a little terrifying” as Garcia, 32, sprinted backward down a specially constructed track in Madrid, his long legs eating up the distance with an alarming lack of concern for gravity or common sense.

“I was worried he was going to face-plant into a trash can at any moment,” said onlooker, Maria Rodriguez. “But Carlos is a professional, I guess. I mean, he’s got the whole ‘tortured artist’ thing down – except instead of a beret, he’s rocking these…these… stilettos?”

Garcia, a veteran of numerous Guinness World Record attempts, had previously set the record for “Fastest 200 meters backward” in 2018 with a time of 25.6 seconds. However, he was determined to push the boundaries of human endurance (and footwear) by adding high heels to the mix.

“I’m not just a record-breaker, I’m a trailblazer,” Garcia declared, beaming with pride. “Who needs to see where they’re going when you can just trust your instincts and hope for the best?”

When asked about his unconventional choice of footwear, Garcia shrugged. “Hey, I’ve always been a rebel. Why not challenge the status quo and show the world that high heels and speed are not mutually exclusive? Besides, it’s all about the art of movement – and having a great Instagram story.”

Garcia’s achievement has left the record-keeping community stunned, with many experts scrambling to reevaluate the official guidelines for “Most Creative Use of High Heels in a Sporting Event.”

The Spanish sensation plans to celebrate his victory with a well-deserved nap – in flat shoes, he assured.

**UPDATE:** Garcia has announced plans to attempt another record: “Longest Distance Run While Reciting Shakespearean Sonnets.” Stay tuned…

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