**BREAKING: ROO-GEDDON STRIKES GOLF COURSE!**
In a bizarre incident that has left golf enthusiasts aghast, a massive “stampede” of kangaroos brought play to a screeching halt at the prestigious Green Acres Golf Course in suburban Australia.
Eyewitnesses claim that a whopping 17 kangaroos, allegedly fueled by a ravenous appetite for golf balls and a disdain for slow play, suddenly and without warning, bounded onto the course, causing widespread chaos and pandemonium.
“It was like they had a sixth sense for finding the most congested part of the course,” said golfer, Barry Beard, who was in the middle of his backswing when the ‘roos invaded the fairway. “One minute I’m trying to sink a putt, the next I’m dodging wallabies and trying not to get trampled!”
The marsupial marauders, reportedly led by a feisty alpha ‘roo named “Skippy” – who was sporting a fetching pair of designer golf shades – proceeded to frolic, leap, and generally cause mayhem throughout the course.
“I swear, they were laughing at us!” exclaimed golfer, Karen Kookaburra. “I mean, who needs a golf cart when you’ve got a kangaroo joyride, am I right?”
As the ‘roos continued their rampage, course officials were forced to suspend play for a whopping 45 minutes while a team of wildlife experts was hastily summoned to corral the wayward critters.
“It was like they were trying to make a break for the 19th hole,” chuckled course manager, Bruce Bird. “We’ve had some unusual interruptions before, but this was definitely a first. I mean, who needs a golf tournament when you’ve got a roo-party?”
In related news, the Green Acres Golf Course has announced plans to introduce a new “Roo-Friendly” golf package, complete with ‘roo-themed golf balls, a complimentary ‘roo-hug with every green fee, and a special “Kanga-Cart” shuttle service to ferry golfers around the course while the ‘roos have their fun.
When asked for comment, Skippy the alpha ‘roo simply grinned mischievously and said, “G’day, mate! You can’t handle the roo-truth!”
