**BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE!**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught on security camera doing a midnight munchie run on a local family’s front yard.
The astonishing footage, which has gone viral on social media, shows the marsupial, dressed in what appears to be a tiny pair of shades and a fedora, nonchalantly hopping across the lawn, sniffing out the perfect snack.
“I was like, ‘What in tarnation is that?'” said homeowner, Bubba Jenkins, who reviewed the footage and nearly spit out his coffee. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time, but a wallaby in shades? That’s a new one!”
The wallaby, estimated to be around 2 feet tall and sporting a mischievous glint in its eye, can be seen casually munching on a prized petunia plant, seemingly oblivious to the security cameras capturing its every move.
“I guess it was lookin’ for some late-night grub,” chuckled Jenkins. “I mean, who needs a 3 a.m. pizza delivery when you’ve got a wallaby on the loose?”
Authorities are still searching for the rogue ‘roo, but so far, no one has come forward to claim ownership. In the meantime, residents are advised to keep a close eye on their gardens and snack supplies.
As one concerned citizen quipped, “If that wallaby starts a midnight munchie delivery service, we’re in trouble!”
**UPDATE:** The wallaby has been spotted again, this time sporting a miniature backpack and what appears to be a tiny phone. The Perry County Sheriff’s Department is urging anyone with information on the wallaby’s whereabouts to come forward. Reward offered for information leading to the capture of the cunning ‘roo.
