**BREAKING NEWS**
MAXIMUM PUP-TASTIC ACHIEVEMENT: CANINE THRILLS SEEKER SHATTERS GUINNESS WORLD RECORD WITH DEATH-DEFYING SKATEBOARD STUNT!
In a jaw-dropping display of talent, teamwork, and utter ridiculousness, a daredevil dog named Duke rode his trusty skateboard through a tunnel of 40 people standing with their legs apart, setting a new Guinness World Record for “Most People in a Human Tunnel for a Dog on a Skateboard.”
Eyewitnesses claim that Duke, a 3-year-old golden retriever from Los Angeles, calmly cruised through the tunnel, his tail wagging wildly as he picked up speed and performed a series of impressive tricks, including a 360-degree spin and a daring jump over a miniature hurdle.
“I was a little worried that Duke might get nervous and forget how to skateboard,” said his owner, Sarah Johnson. “But he just took off like a pro and zoomed through the tunnel like it was nothing. I mean, he’s always been a bit of a show-off, but this was just ridiculous!”
The record-breaking attempt took place in the middle of downtown Los Angeles, with a crowd of cheering onlookers gathering to witness the spectacle. The 40 participants in the human tunnel, all clad in matching “Duke’s Daredevils” t-shirts, stood at attention, legs apart, as Duke prepared to make his run.
“It was like a canine version of a high-wire act,” said Guinness World Records adjudicator, Emily Chen. “I’ve never seen anything like it. Duke is truly a one-of-a-kind pup.”
When asked about his secret to success, Duke simply panted and gave a thumbs-up (or rather, a paw-up).
The previous record holder, a dog named Rocky from New York City, had set the mark with a tunnel of 25 people. But Duke blew that record out of the water, earning him a spot in the annals of canine history.
As for Duke’s next stunt, his owner teased that he’s been training for a record attempt at “Most Consecutive Treats Balanced on a Dog’s Head.” Stay tuned, folks – this pup’s got a bright future ahead!
