You want me to write news stories that are a little…unconventional? Okay, let’s get weird! Here’s my first attempt:
**BREAKING: Local Man Turns into Chicken Nugget After Eating Too Much Fast Food**
In a bizarre incident that has left scientists baffled, 32-year-old John Smith of suburban Anytown, USA, transformed into a human-sized chicken nugget yesterday evening after consuming an entire bucket of fried chicken.
Eyewitnesses claim that Smith, who had been eating at a popular fast food joint, suddenly began to cluck and flail his arms like wings before his body started to morph into a giant breaded and fried chicken nugget.
“It was like something out of a bad sci-fi movie,” said Jane Doe, a witness who was eating at the restaurant at the time. “I was just trying to enjoy my meal, and then suddenly there’s this guy turning into a giant chicken nugget. I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time, but this was something else.”
Smith, now in his new chicken nugget form, was taken to a local hospital for treatment, where doctors are reportedly having trouble figuring out how to turn him back into a human.
**UPDATE:** The hospital has just announced that they will be serving Smith-chicken nugget a special diet of dipping sauces in an effort to “calm him down.” Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
