**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S OBSESSION WITH WAWA REACHES FEVER PITCH AS HE COLLECTS ENTIRE SET OF ORDER SLIPS FROM 0 TO 999**
In a bizarre tale of devotion, 32-year-old John Smith has taken his love for Wawa to unprecedented levels by collecting a complete set of order slips from 0 to 999. Yes, you read that right – 1,000 slips in total.
According to sources close to the collector, Smith’s fascination with Wawa began innocently enough. “I just really love their coffee and hoagies,” he said in an interview, sporting a Wawa-branded t-shirt and a haircut that eerily resembles the Wawa logo. “But then I started noticing the order slips they give you with your purchase. They’re like little pieces of art.”
Before long, Smith was on a mission to collect every single order slip Wawa has to offer. He scoured the internet for rare and discontinued slips, traded with fellow collectors, and even traveled to distant Wawa locations in search of the elusive numbers.
“It was like a treasure hunt,” Smith exclaimed. “I’d get a call from a friend saying, ‘Hey, I found a #42 slip!’ and I’d rush over to see it. I once drove 5 hours to get a #91 slip from a Wawa in New Jersey.”
The collector’s friends and family have expressed concern about his obsessive behavior, but Smith remains undeterred. “I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate,” he insisted. “I’ve got a system, see? I’ve got them organized by number, by date, and even by the type of coffee drink I got with them.”
When asked what he plans to do with his extensive collection, Smith revealed that he’s working on creating a Wawa Order Slip Museum. “It’s going to be a shrine to the glory of Wawa,” he declared. “People will come from all over to see the #1 slip, the #500 slip, and of course, the elusive #999 slip.”
As news of Smith’s collection spread, Wawa officials were left scratching their heads. “We’re flattered, but also a little concerned,” said a company spokesperson. “We didn’t realize our order slips were so… coveted. We’ll have to consider adding a ‘collector’s edition’ slip to our lineup.”
In the meantime, Smith will continue to add to his collection, much to the amusement of his friends and the bewilderment of strangers. As one onlooker put it, “Dude’s got a problem… or a really awesome hobby.”
