**BREAKING: Oregon Lottery Players Strike Gold… Again!**
In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, the Oregon Lottery has announced that TWO players have won the Keno jackpot… not once, not just a few times, but TWICE in as many years!
According to lottery officials, a staggering 32-year-old grandmother from Eugene, Agnes “Lucky” Larsen, matched all 20 numbers in the Keno drawing on Tuesday night, raking in a whopping $1.2 MILLION DOLLARS!
But wait, there’s more! In a bizarre and statistically improbable twist, a second player, 42-year-old tech mogul, Brock “The Keno King” Jenkins from Portland, also won the top prize… just like last year!
“We’re talking about a 1 in 1.25 BILLION chance of this happening,” exclaimed Oregon Lottery spokesperson, Jane Smith. “It’s like lightning striking twice… or a meteor hitting the Earth… or a chicken laying a golden egg!”
When asked about her winning strategy, Agnes humbly replied, “I just use my lucky rabbit’s foot and a dash of good ol’ Oregon luck!”
Meanwhile, Brock, the defending champion, quipped, “I’m just on a hot streak, baby! I’m like the LeBron James of Keno – I’m unstoppable!”
The Oregon Lottery has confirmed that these back-to-back jackpots have triggered a special “Lucky Streak Bonus” – an extra $100,000 added to the next drawing!
Stay tuned for further updates on this incredible story, and don’t forget to buy your tickets, folks! You never know when lightning might strike… twice!
**UPDATE:** The Oregon Lottery has just announced that they’re offering a special “Keno Jackpot Insurance Policy” – for just $10 extra, you can insure your ticket against the highly unlikely (but totally possible, apparently) chance of winning TWICE IN A ROW!
