BREAKING: Lazio’s Mascot Mishap: Club Takes Swift Action Against Eagle Handler’s Penis Pics!
In a shocking turn of events, Italian soccer giant Lazio has parted ways with their beloved eagle mascot handler, Alessandro Bianchi, after he shared a series of risqué photos and videos featuring his own prosthetic penis on social media.
According to sources close to the club, Bianchi, 32, thought he was flying high as the eagle mascot’s handler, but his aerial view of the situation quickly took a nosedive when his online antics were discovered.
The eagle, which is a proud symbol of Lazio’s rich history and tradition, was reportedly left shaken by the news, flapping its wings in distress as fans and sponsors alike demanded action from the club.
Bianchi, who had been handling the eagle mascot for over five years, claimed he was “just trying to branch out” and “explore new wings” in his online presence, but his explanation fell flat with Lazio’s management.
“We take pride in our eagle mascot and the values it represents,” said a Lazio spokesperson. “We cannot have our brand associated with such fowl play. Bianchi’s actions were a pecking order mistake, and he’s been given the boot!”
As news of Bianchi’s departure spread, fans took to social media to express their relief and amusement, with many calling for him to start his own OnlyFans account.
In related news, Lazio’s eagle mascot has announced plans to launch its own line of prosthetic enhancements, citing “a need for more beak- friendly options” in the market.
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