**BREAKING: Cardiff University Unleashes Killer Bee Beer That Will Make You Dance on Tables and Sing Show Tunes!**
In a bizarre and terrifying turn of events, Cardiff University’s Brewing Science Department has announced the creation of a new beer so potent, it’ll turn you into a dancing, singing, honey-loving machine!
Dubbed “Bee-rr”, this killer concoction is brewed with a special blend of Welsh honey, infused with the essence of Cardiff’s infamous seagulls and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness.
According to sources within the university, students who’ve dared to try the beer have reported experiencing:
* Uncontrollable urges to perform choreographed dance routines on top of tables
* Irrepressible singing of show tunes, including (but not limited to) “I Will Survive” and “All That Jazz”
* A sudden and intense desire to communicate solely through bee-themed puns
* Temporary transformation into a human-bee hybrid, complete with fuzzy yellow and black stripes
“We’re not sure what’s more astonishing – the fact that our students are willing to risk their sanity to try this beer, or that they’re actually enjoying it,” said Dr. Emily Beech, lead researcher on the project. “We’re thrilled to be pushing the boundaries of brewing science, even if it means our students will have to be carted off to the hospital in a bee-themed ambulance.”
The university has issued a warning to local residents, advising them to steer clear of any students stumbling out of the student union, clad in beekeeping suits and chanting “The Bee Gees are my jam!”
When asked for comment, a student who wished to remain anonymous (but was seen wearing a beekeeping veil and clutching a jar of honey) simply buzzed: “It’s… it’s… BEAUTIFUL! Can I have another pint, please?”
**UPDATE:** The university has just announced that they’ll be hosting a “Bee-rr Tasting Night” next Thursday, featuring live music, bee-themed snacks, and a special appearance by a swarm of (apparently) friendly bees. Don’t say we didn’t warn you…
