**BREAKING: Topps Unleashes Nutty New Card Featuring Squirrel Sensation**
In a shocking move, sports card giant Topps has announced the release of a limited edition baseball card featuring the most unlikely of heroes: a squirrel who crashed the Yankees-Red Sox game at Yankee Stadium last week.
The card, dubbed “Squeaky’s Slam,” showcases a photo of the fearless squirrel, clad in a miniature Yankees jersey, proudly holding a tiny baseball bat and giving a sassy thumbs up to the camera.
According to eyewitnesses, the squirrel, estimated to be around 6 inches tall and sporting a mischievous glint in its eye, ran onto the field during the bottom of the 8th inning, causing a brief but hilarious delay in the game.
“I was pitching, and suddenly this tiny, fluffy creature comes out of nowhere and starts doing laps around the bases,” said Yankees pitcher, Gerrit Cole. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in baseball, but this was on a whole other level. I was like, ‘Is this guy for real?'”
The squirrel, who has been nicknamed “Squeaky” by fans, reportedly stole the show with its daring dash around the outfield, leaping over a startled Aaron Judge and snatching a baseball from a Red Sox player’s glove.
Topps officials are going nuts (pun intended) over the reaction to the new card, which is expected to be a hot commodity among collectors.
“We’re thrilled to immortalize Squeaky’s incredible feat on a baseball card,” said a Topps spokesperson. “This little guy has captured the hearts of fans everywhere, and we can’t wait to see how it does on the collectibles market. We’re predicting it’ll be a real game-changer – or should I say, game-squirreler?”
The Squeaky card is set to be released as part of Topps’ flagship “Baseball Heroes” series and will feature a unique serial number, guaranteeing its authenticity and value.
Meanwhile, Squeaky’s agent (yes, you read that right – the squirrel has an agent) has announced that the nutty sensation will be making a string of high-profile appearances, including a stint as a guest commentator on ESPN and a cameo in an upcoming episode of “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.”
Stay tuned for more updates on Squeaky’s meteoric rise to fame – and don’t forget to get your paws on that limited edition card before it’s too late!
