**BREAKING: MOOSE MAYHEM STRIKES SWEDISH GARAGE IN EPIC RAMPAGE!**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Swedish town scratching their heads, a marauding moose wandered into a local company’s garage and unleashed a fury of hooves and antlers, leaving a trail of destruction and crushed BMWs in its wake.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as the massive moose, estimated to be around 7 feet tall and sporting an impressive rack of antlers, burst into the garage and began wreaking havoc on the parked vehicles.
“It was like something out of a wildlife documentary gone wrong,” said garage employee, Lars Johansson. “I was just standing there, sipping my coffee, when suddenly this enormous moose comes crashing through the doors and starts smashing up the cars. I mean, I’ve seen some crazy things in my time, but this was on a whole different level!”
The moose, whose identity has not been released, apparently had a particular vendetta against BMWs, as it systematically targeted three luxury vehicles, causing an estimated $20,000 worth of damage.
“It was like it had a personal grudge against the brand,” said police spokesperson, Maria Rodriguez. “I mean, who needs a wrecking ball when you have a moose on the loose?”
Witnesses described the moose as “enraged” and “seemingly possessed” as it trampled over the cars, leaving a trail of crushed metal, shattered glass, and mangled bumpers in its wake.
“I was hiding under my desk, praying it wouldn’t find me,” said garage employee, Anna Svensson. “I mean, have you ever seen a moose do a 180-degree spin and come straight for you? No, didn’t think so. I was convinced I was a goner!”
The moose, which was reportedly last seen fleeing the scene at high speed (or at least, as high as a moose can go), remains at large, with authorities urging residents to remain calm and keep a safe distance.
In the meantime, the BMW owners are left to pick up the pieces and wonder what they did to incur the wrath of the marauding moose.
As one witness quipped, “Well, I guess that’s one way to get a free test drive – and a side of destruction!”
**UPDATE:** The moose has since been spotted roaming the countryside, sporting a makeshift “Wanted” poster on its forehead, reading: “Wanted for moose-ious destruction: 1 moose, 3 crushed BMWs, and a bad attitude.”
